I've been told by a few people now that I have a "tough guy" look. This has lead me to wonder if I really am a tough guy so I made a list of everything I feel it takes to be one. Here it is, enjoy.
[X] Had nose broken
[X] Ate gun powder
[X] Been attacked by a wild animal and won
[X] Been hit by a car
[X] Hit a car
[X] Scar on face
[X] Never cried
[X] Had heart broken... wait, what heart?
[X] Ate something you killed just because you could
[X] Went hunting with a knife and actually came back with something
[X] Been in a fight
[X] Prefer hard liquer straight
[X] Used hard liquer chased with hard liquer
[X] Been hit over the head with a chair and broke the chair
[X] Been asked to provide backup in case bullets start flying
[X] Been asked "How can you do that?"
[ ] Been shot
[X] Have not been shot because you are that damn skilled
[X] Best movie ever is the "Boondock Saints"
[X] Put your hand in boiling water because you knew the chicks dig it
[X] Watched "Fear Factor" and called every contestant who failed a wuss because you could do it... and have
[X] Wear a cowboy hat
Wow, I am really badass. Take the test if you want, but you might be disappointed with the results. I set a high bar.
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